Silly Old Farts
Hi Ten Green Bottles, and other things not hanging on a wall, Well finally for the last week I am back at work, doing what I am meant to be doing there, and not "doing time" for what they thought was naughty. But that is not the meaning of this rant, and I don't want to get into that at all. Anyway, today, I had to help an oldish guy get on the train. He was in one of those motorised wheelchairs. I don't have anything wrong with people in these chairs, but geez they piss me off! I'm there to do a job and keep time, thse buggers make me lose time, grrrrr! As I was saying, I was helping this guy get on the train, and he says to me, in this rolling melody (you know, like a boppy 1940's tune) "It's nice to see a lady on this job." I thanked him, asked him where he was going to, and said I'll see you there. All nice and friendly, no point in me being rude. So we get to his station, and I get the ramp out again, and as he is getting off, he says to me, this time, with a bit of sleeze in his voice "You know, you're real cutie, I'm happy to catch your train again, or even just you." Now to me, this kind of comment, and the look that goes with it, is boardering on harrassment. I wouldn't go running and screaming to the police to have the guys chair overturned in a raid, and have him arrested, but surely someone of this age would have learn his P's and Q's many years ago. Is it some thing with guys that when they get to the stage in their life that peeing their own pants is enough excitement for one day, that suddenly they can talk to any woman like dirt, and think they will pick up? Hello guys, pull your pants back up, your skidmarked Y fronts are showing. I've noticed this behaviour in guys around the 55-70 age bracket, this guy was not a one off. When I was stationed on my "much worse" duties, I had a guy come up to me one morning and say "What is a beautiful woman like you doing working this hour of the day?" (this hour being 7am) I replied "Well someoe has to do the job, and the ugly ones have the day off." His reply was "Well they should be here, and you should be at home in bed, fucking your husband, and making his day." I gave him the "water off a ducks back" look, and said "Thank you sir, your train is right up there on the platform, if you hurry, you can still get under it." So to all the sleezey old men out there, if you are of the age where you are wondering why there is cheese in your underwear, the form guide is printed so small, or you wonder where you left your teeth, please do one thing in your life....
posted by Rebecca @ 6/30/2005 10:41:00 pm
4 Comments:
Hi Misha,
I doubt these guys would know what a computer is, well the ones I'm attracting anyway.
When I was down the chemist the other day, there was this old guy there, enquiring about Viagra. He asked with Viagra, if he could get it over the counter. The Chemist looked at him and said "By the look of you, I think you would have to take two or three pills for that."
Hi Andy,
Yes dear, I'll go back to the kitchen now and make you some pie. I think you will like it, it's made from fresh testicles, yours!
HooRoo
Bec
We have a guy at work with a bad case of "Little Man Syndrome." He is about 5' tall, and very attracted to one of the ladies, who is about 5'9". He is a computer guru. One day he was running some wire in the computer room, and crawled up under her desk. "I need to get between you legs," he told her. We laughed our asses off when she told us this. She takes it all as a joke. We use her to ask him for things we want, and she plays along.
Hey Bec..
Old farts are always whinging and whining. Maybe that old bloke thought you were Anna Nicole Smith.
Regards
Hugs
Hi Hillbilly Mom,
I better watch out for that guy then, given I am 6'2".
Hi Mr Huggies,
Well if he had the money the old fart Anna Nicole Smith married, then I might be interested, for a nanosecond that is.
HooRoo
Bec
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