If I was Big Blogger I Would Somewhere In the Fine Print Stipulate That The Winner Would Only Receive Their Prize Upon Providing Photo/Real Life Evidence That They Could Lick Their Own Elbow.
You sound like a lawyer Neisha. That one'd be watertight: the perfect clause to insert into the interminable fine print, potentially at point 87.1: far beyond a normal human beings' ability to wade into a contract and not fall asleep.
I'd only choose to include people who were attractive, tanned, had big tits/pecs (sex-specific, of course), and were stupid (and therefore likely to have sex in the Big Blogger house).
Sounds like M!key is very sexist :) If I was Big Blogger, I would make sure the participates were notified about their challenges somehow, by email or something *shrugs*
I mentioned tits for grrls, and; pecs for guys, thus deliberately eliminating the sexist jibe angle...
Didn't work tho...
I was not implying I wanted enourmously-shouldered ladies with big breasts having sex all the time, no siree bob, I'd prefer less robust shoulders more appropriate to my biker-boy svelteness
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If I was Big Blogger I Would Somewhere In the Fine Print Stipulate That The Winner Would Only Receive Their Prize Upon Providing Photo/Real Life Evidence That They Could Lick Their Own Elbow.
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Aren't You Glad I'm Not Big Blogger ?
You sound like a lawyer Neisha. That one'd be watertight: the perfect clause to insert into the interminable fine print, potentially at point 87.1: far beyond a normal human beings' ability to wade into a contract and not fall asleep.
Hi Neisha/Mikey,
I think it is about time you both had your milk and nap time. :-P
HooRoo
Bec
Oh, if I was Big Blogger,
I'd only choose to include people who were attractive, tanned, had big tits/pecs (sex-specific, of course), and were stupid (and therefore likely to have sex in the Big Blogger house).
Oh hang on, that's been done, hasn't it?
m!key
Hi Mikey,
Curse, you worked out my reasons for playing this game on my blog.
HooRoo
BB
Sounds like M!key is very sexist :)
If I was Big Blogger, I would make sure the participates were notified about their challenges somehow, by email or something *shrugs*
Hey,
I mentioned tits for grrls, and;
pecs for guys, thus deliberately eliminating the sexist jibe angle...
Didn't work tho...
I was not implying I wanted enourmously-shouldered ladies with big breasts having sex all the time, no siree bob, I'd prefer less robust shoulders more appropriate to my biker-boy svelteness
m!key
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