Beclakia, Industries 2.0
All Sneeze Beclakia, Following huge orders for our T-Shirts, which will now be used as a stop gap for the hole in the Ozone layer, we are proud to present our next two lines. Firstly we have The Fitty, a t-shirt that will keep you as snug as a bug in a rug, or as bound in a barrel as a body can be:
Orders now being taken my the case, buy a dozen and get 4 cents a litre off petrol, only at particiating outlets.*
All Sneeze Beclakia,
Blog Out
HooRoo
Bec
*No outlets are part of this deal, it's a sham.
posted by Rebecca @ 9/18/2005 03:42:00 pm
4 Comments:
I'm surprised that Andy's shirt doesn't have something about Goat's on it...
Why does Andy scare me more than the 55-gallon drum killer? And he will even give me drugs, if there's truth in the advertising on your T-shirts! Hmm...what a dilemma: anesthetized sex, or slow conscious death by suffocation?
I'm finally on a t-shirt!!! My life's goals are now all accomplished!!
My DivaMom will be so proud.
Andy's shirt would give me nightmares. Brilliant.
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