I'm Hot!
Hi Grout, and other non tile sperating devices. Well it is now official, I'm better looking that than 75% of other women on this planet. That means I rate in the top 75,000,000 most beautiful women in the world! I know this because I was rated 7.5 on Hot Or Not, check it out for yourself: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELERKEO&key=DAQ Now you can all go off to the site, vote a big fat 1 for me, and ruin my self esteem. Blog Out HooRoo Bec
posted by Rebecca @ 9/04/2005 04:11:00 pm
11 Comments:
Bec,
That is a good picture of you. I did not give you a "1". In fact, I did not rate you at all. I certainly would not want people getting the wrong idea about me, rating women as hot or not.
If it was a site to rate somebody "skank" or not, I might vote on women. I feel perfectly qualified to pass judgement on skanks. A skank would of course be any woman who appears to be sleazier than me.
Hi Hillbilly Mom,
You can rate me on a skank scale if you like.
HooRoo
Bec
There is no way I would have the courage to put my photo on that site, but if I got a response like you I would be going around a head so big we would need to widen the doors of my house!
Hi Rachy,
Good thing is I didn't get an eight or higher, otherwise much door widening would be needed.
I actually thought I would get about a 6.5, so I'm very happy with the result, I'll be taking the photo down in a couple of days though, don't want to ruin my rating.
HooRoo
Bec
Coming into summer honey you will only get hotter..
Bec,
Be careful what you wish for. I will now give a rating on my Skank-O-Meter. First of all, let's make sure everybody knows what a skank is. Skank = Nasty Whore. Any questions?
I mentioned before that a skank must be sleazier than me. Of course that puts me at 0 on the Skank-O-Meter. I would have to give you a rating even lower than myself, since you did not know who Jenna Jameson is. That would give you a rating of -1, though I might question how you knew about Big John Holmes.
However, you are not in the same league as skanks I have known who have come home from a frat party wearing a sweater turned inside-out, or put a do-not-disturb sign on the dormitory door because she was busy giving BJs to guys she "dated", or made out with somebody not the host in the host's bedroom at a party, or made out with both halves of a couple without them finding out.
And now I will retire the Skank-O-Meter until it is requested again.
Hi Hillbilly Mom,
I think I need a score of less than -1.
I have only ever had sex with my now ex, and that was about 30 times over 8 years. The thought of "doing it" now is a very yucky idea. I've also never been to a Frat Party, if you know what I mean.
HooRoo
Bec
Bec,
Do not make the Skank-O-Meter blow a fuse! It does not go much below -1. I might be able to recalibrate it by using you as the baseline.
Frat parties are highly overrated. I went to accompany some girls on my hall in the dormitory. We drank their free beer and stuck together. Except for sweater-girl. I believe we christened her "Marlene, Whore of 8th Floor." She wore her title proudly, like an inside-out sweater.
Hi Mr Huggies,
Not looking forward to Summer at all, I hate the hot weather, hence I left Brisvegas.
HooRoo
Bec
Hi SJ,
Thanks for the offer, are you buying? :P
HooRoo
Bec
Good to see you rate so well, but this babe is an 8.5 (ewwww)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ELEZKQH&key=WTQ
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