I only hope
Hi Wicker Baskets, and other non woven wooden things.
Just wondering why Mountain Bread is called Mountain Bread, when it is completely flat. But I guess Open Plains Bread doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Anyway, that is not what this rant is about. This is just another boring update on Rachy.
When I went to see her today, her door was closed. That could only mean one of three things
- She was having a 'time out' for being naughty.
- She had escaped.
- She was dead.
It turns out, she had just been moved to another room. I guess I have to broaden my views some what to include that option next time.
She is doing pretty good. She got off one of the medications she was on, the one making her drowsy, and was actually quite perky and with it today. Which on the positive side meant I got to have a good chat with her. On the negative side, it means I didn't get to steal her sandwiches, but there will be another time.
We discussed a few of the world happenings at the moment. One of them being The Israeli / Lebanon thing. After the Israelis blew up a drilling rig, thinking it was a mobile missile launcher. Blew up some UN personnel, thinking it was 'wabbit season / duck season'. And blew about people going ape shit about them blowing up things all around, it was decided our peace plan wouldn't work. We agreed that any problem can be solved with ice cream and sprinkles, but the
Mr Whippy Van might get mistakenly blown up for being a mobile chemical bomb factory. I promise, we had no intentions of selling hot dogs from the thing, honestly.
Apparently the two other inmates she now shares the room with complained about
Rachy having her light on to read. Amazingly they managed to do this through telepathy, or at least that is the only way they could have done it, given they were both asleep and snoring at the time. I guess that nurse has special powers.
The other one was to start a new television show called "Pimp My Chair". If anyone can think of how to make
Rachy's chair "fully sick mate" then let us know, we might just surprise her one day with it. The idea for PMC came about after yet another discussion of
Royal Stalag, it is good we can both laugh about this place now. I only hope they can make it better for those who are there and those who will be there in the future
Rachy wishes everyone well, and thinks one of the guys who works around the place definitely wears a toupee. Either that or a
cuscus has died on his head and he hasn't noticed in the last ten years.
Blog Out,
HooRoo,
Rebecca
5 Comments:
Thanks for the update! It sounds like Rachel is doing better, which is a relief to know. I like the idea of the time out for being naughty, especially if she has a lock on the door she can operate remotely to keep that damned nurse out of her room. I hope they are planning to let her out sometime soon!
I really, really like the PMC idea. We can do it like those children's bikes, with the streamers out of the handlebars and the little side wheels at the back; maybe put a playing card in the spokes to get that cool motorcycle sound...
Great to hear about Rachy. How's that TV fund going for cash? (or are you the wrong person to ask)?
Hi Tom,
We are all hoping they let her out soon. If not, we plan to picket the hospital until she is released. At least if we have to go on a hunger strike, we will be in the right place if anyone needs medical attention.
Hi Lantern,
As far as I know the fund is going pretty good. I chipped in for another month when I was there a few weeks ago, as the Television Bitch was doing the rounds. At least someone in that place is prompt with their rounds.
Hi Dr Evil,
I think the idea is Pimp My Chair, not return my chair to the 80's so I look like a dork. :-P
HooRoo
Rebecca
Hehehe... dork? Well, maybe you are right. Ok, here's another idea: upholster the chair (not sure what Rachel's preference would be; leather, silk, other fabric), provide a reading lamp of suitable ornateness, rear view mirrors, loud horn (possibly playing music), and of course a great stereo system with those nasty "thump-thump" bass speakers.
...and contact Patrick about the fund so you can get reimbursed for that TV rescue you performed!
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