Rants of a Rebecca

Git Yer Vitamens!

Hi Compact Disc Covers, and other non protective devices, Well a few days ago, I started taking a multi vitamin. Being a shift worker, my diet is not what you would call the best, nor is it routine, so a bit of help wouldn't go astray. I decided on a Multivitamin, designed for women. Now I'm not going to get into a brand name war here, so I will leave the brand name out of it. Anyway, I thought the one designed for women, would be my best bet, rather than choose the one for men, the other one for children, the otherone shaped like cartoon charactors, or the one that is made exclusively from cardboard, and tested on animals or rugby players. Now I haven't really noticed any changes, except for my urine. It now has a distinct yellowish/greenish tinge to it. Mmm, I though, better read the label, and see if there is anything wrong with this. The label only says: [insert brand name] Women is a complete multivitamin multimineral supplement, tailered to the needs of women. [insert brand name] Women includes extra Iron, B Group Vitamins and Calcuim. Nothing really there to worry about, I think, but to be on the safe side, I decided to check out what the Men version had to say for itself. The label there says: [insert brand name] Men, is a complete multiviamin multimineral supplement. It will allow you to sit on the couch for hours on end, watching the Bathurst 1000, while the lawns mow themselves. This tablet allows you to drink an extra 6-8 cans of beer, while at the footy, with out having to eat more than two meat pies. By taking this tablet, women will find you irisitable, and will want to make wild passionate love to you, while you talk to her sister on the phone. Mmm, I think that maybe this multivitamin is a total crock, either that, or I should find a womens one that does the housework for me. Blog Out HooRoo Bec

posted by Rebecca @ 5/05/2005 11:24:00 am