Rants of a Rebecca

Beclakia, Birth of a Nation

Hi Beclakians the world over, you go girl. Well it looks like Hillbilly Mom, has decided to take over as much of Beclakia as possible. Well that is good, we need an opposition political party, except she doesn't want to be in opposition. So here it goes HBM: You run the nation Mondays-Wednesdays, I'll take Thursdays through to Saturdays, and we will alternate Sundays. This way we save on elections, and each party get's to put their bills through parliment. For those of you who are unaware of the work Hillbilly Mom has put into this nation, just check out her blog, and see the education system she has set up. Speaking of services such as health, education, hospitals, the was an enquiry about how much taxes are in Beclakia. Well there are no taxes, we don't need them. All government controlled services can be obtained from vending machines. So if you are suffering from a heart attack, and need a corinary bypass, just head on down to your local vending machine, insert correct change, press the right button, and out pops a new heart. What could be simplier. The best part is, if the machine was jammed up from the previous user, you may also get a choclate bar too, although given you r current health, you may not want to eat that straight away. In other news, I am now proud to present the flag of the Nation of Beclakia, drum roll please.

Now for a bit of the history of the flag. This is the only flag in the world that has a stipple around the images on the flag, giving them that nice outer glow. The green background represents a nice colour difference between the cheese and the hammer, making them stand out more. The cheese represents the fine craftsmanship of our nation, hence all the holes in it. The hammer represents what we use to try and break up the cheese for consumption, given the craftsmanship. All Beclakians can proudly look up at this flag as it flutters in the wind and say "Yuck, a bird just crapped in my eye!" Now if anyone else would like to know about any of the laws for Beclakia, just leave a comment, and we will vend something your way. Blog Out HooRoo Bec

posted by Rebecca @ 8/21/2005 12:43:00 pm