I've been tagged
Hi Saflkimf, and other non made up words.
Well I've been tagged by Mikey, and apparently I have to provide lists of my top ten turn ons, and turn offs.
Regardless of the fact I was standing on a rock and called barleys, he still pulled my pigtails, so I'm going to tell my teacher on him.
But anyway, here are my top tens, in no particular order.
Top Ten Turn Offs
- Smoking
- Alcohol
- Fare Evaders
- Cars without numberplates
- The colour Red
- Coca-Cola
- Mushrooms
- Telemarketers
- Personal Space Invaders
- Bigots
Top Ten Turn Ons
- My Kids
- Cricket
- People who accept me for being me
- The colour Green
- The Beatles
- Cooking
- Motorbikes
- Tram Infastructure
- Sunny Boys
- Lego
posted by Rebecca @ 8/01/2005 03:19:00 pm
7 Comments:
Lego kicks ass!
I'm confused that you'd be turned off by a car without number plates. Surely you'd be on the inside of the car being turned on?
I probably shouldn't do this, but I feel challenged.
Turn offs:
1. Smoking - Bad
2. Alcohol - Drunk women find me more attractive than sober ones.
3. Fare Evaders - I could try to care . . . but I don't.
4. Cars without number plates - Ambivalent.
5. The colour Red - There are no "bad" colours.
6. Coca-Cola - I am saddened.
7. Mushrooms - My second favorite fungus.
8. Telemarketers - you have obviously not realized the entertainment potential of the telemarketer, try keeping them on the line as long as possible, engaging them in embarassing sexual banter, or simply screaming, "Help me, help me!" & firing cap gun into the reciever. The possibilities are endless.
9. Personal Space Invaders - Yeah, I gotta agree.
10. Bigots - I agree, but once again, you are missing the humourous potential.
Turn ons
1. Your Kids - Don't know them - I'll take your word.
2. Cricket - The game or the insect?
3. People who accept me for being me - Who doesn't?
4. The colour Green - As per above, there are no "bad" colours, ergo: no good colours.
5. The Beatles - Cool. (what about ZZtop & Niel Diamond)
6. Cooking - Of course.
7. Motorbikes - Sympatico.
8. Tram Infrastructure - Don't get it, but - whatever.
9. Sunny Boys - No idea what you're talking about.
10.Lego - I like Legos, but I'm more of an "Erector Set" guy myself.
So are we talking Sunny Boys as in the band or Sunny Boys the orange frozen ice treat we used to have as kids?
She could be talking about Boys who like to play in the Sun.
Fucking tag someone you killjoy!
SUNNYBOYS! Hey for a time recently you could get them at safeway, like the first time in 20 years.
(I'm also partial to Wizz Fizz)
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