Beclakian War Update
All Sneeze Beclakia! Well good war followers, as you now there is an on going battle between Beclakia, and Hillmomba. Not too long ago, this war took an interesting twist. Thanks to a junior Hillmombian, who is into Everything Electronic, the battle moved to an online game called Evolution, where real wars can be fought, with only a few binary codes being the victims. Earlier today, after days of development, Beclakia finally had the ability to launch a select group of attack Cows (Don't laugh, they are better than Monkeys), into space, to hurtle their way to the planet of Hillmomba, and show those Hillbillies what they are made of, and I am not talking Hamburger Helper. The count down happened, the launch was set, the browser refreshed, to tell me.....
"You may not launch an attack on players with less than 35% of your score, please be fair to other players."
posted by Rebecca @ 1/28/2006 05:05:00 am
2 Comments:
Bwahhaha! We Hillmombians are good strategists. You may hit us, but we can tell you to CUT THE CRAP in 12 different ways.
Apparently, since Becklanians are the intellectual inferiors of Hillmombians, you failed to read the RULES of the game.
You have attack Cows? Good to know. Once again, you have given away YOUR strategy.
Perhaps you didn't realize that I have satellites to tenderize, then vaporize, your attack Cows.
Free Hamburger Helper for all Hillmombians, coming soon!
So which side voted Hamas into power ?
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