Rants of a Rebecca

Another Law from the Land of Beclakia

Hi Beclakians the world over. Something happened the other day. I realised how much of a waste some people are in society particularly those who want to give a half arsed effort to mobility. Now this is in no way a go at people in wheelchairs. I've spent time in one myself, and it is a shit of a way to live, I was lucky, a lot of other people are not, I have nothing wrong with these people. The ones I am talking about are those with those walking frames, and those who get about in electic chairs, because they are too lazy to just get fit. I think we should put these people to work, and I have found the perfect way. Depending on the mode of assistance they feel they need, depends on the community service work they will do. I have divided things into three catagories:

• 1. Walking Frame: People using these will now find they have been fitted with a small rotating blade. AS they shuffle along, keeping a nice straight line as they walk, they will be required to trim the edges of lawns, helping to keep the nation nice and clean.
• 2. Three Wheel Chairs: These people will have thier electric chairs fitted with mower blades, this helps in two ways. One; They keep the grass mowed. Two; they keep off the footpath for those of us who actually need it, that way they stop eing a hazard.
• 3. Four Wheel Chairs: These chairs will be fitted with brooms, and will replace all street sweepers, they will go around picking up all the loose grass clippings, and general rubbish that makes it's way into our gutters.

These simple laws will make it easier for all of us to enjoy our lives, and keep the nation beautiful. Blog Out HooRoo Bec

posted by Rebecca @ 8/28/2005 10:09:00 am