16 things you didn't know about Hillbilly Mom
Hi Ecotourism and other non "don't leave your rubbish behind" activities. So, you thought you knew Hillbilly Mom, well here are a few things I bet you didn't know about her: Hillbilly Mom does not sleep, she waits. Hillbilly Mom was voted worst dressed student at High School, and also managed to get the runners up award in the same year. Hillbilly Mom once forgot to get her daily dose of Sonic Diet Cherry Coke. The Stockmarket price of the company fell by 28% overnight. Hillbilly Mom is so bad at electronic things, she once bought an Etch-a-sketch, thinking it was a portable television. She still views it to this day, waiting for the reception to improve. Hillbilly Mom once tried out as a competitor on Iron Chef, but was rejected as Chex Mix is not a culinary delight. Hillbilly Mom knows she has two sons, but can't remember where she put them last. Hillbilly Mom thinks that Mount Rushmore is a natural geological feature. Hillbilly Mom once thought she had won the lottery, but it was just an ad on television giving out a Pizza Delivery phone number. Hillbilly Mom manicures and clear coats the nails of her pets, so they can look real pretty like her. When Hillbilly Mom dies, she is donating 90% of her wealth to charities. The problem is her wealth wouldn't cover the cost of the postage, let alone the cost of the cheques, or even the pen to write them with. Hillbilly Mom is ubiquitous and abundant. Hillbilly Mom can be hypnotized in the same way you hypnotize a chicken. Hillbilly Mom is a firm believer in Mucophagy. Hillbilly Mom invented Krumping. It wasn't intended, but once people saw her dancing, it took the world of Hip Hop Clowning by storm. Hillbilly Mom once ran for local government, but sprained an ankle on the way. A lot of people think the voice of the teacher in the Peanuts series was a trombone, muted by a plunger. But it was really Hillbilly Mom. I am sure there are more facts out there, I just need to find them. Blog Out HooRoo Rebecca
posted by Rebecca @ 2/03/2006 06:59:00 am
2 Comments:
Another fact about Hillbilly Mom. She lost BB 2005 but will win BB 2006. :)
You seem to know a bit too much about me.
I think my Lovaaahhhh, my Sonic Cherry Diet Coke man-boy, has been selling my secrets. I would drop him like a hot potato, but then it would be awkward getting my Sonic Cherry Diet Cokes.
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