Rants of a Rebecca

Beclakia, Industries Version 2.0

All Sneeze Beclakia! Hello fellow Beclakians. Well with T-shirt sales going through the roof (I told them adding dynamite was a bad thing) we are now branching out into other industries. For years now, people have struggled with weight loss, particually fat people. This is a concern for us in Beclakia, because it means we have to use more fabric to make our T-Shirts. So we have come up with a new type of weight loss that will work every time, for every one. Here is how it goes. The diet is called the Beclakian Stress Out Diet. What we do is kidnap your children, or fondest relative if you don't have children, and hold them in a torture cell until you reach your weight loss goal. For added incentive, like you need any, for every week we have then suffering dripping water treatment, we will also cut of a finger. What a fantastic deal, not only do you lose weight, but they do as well! Once you reach your goal weight, the programme doesn't stop there, we then dump them at the side of the road, in an unspecified location, leaving you to find them. So not only will you reach your goal weight, you will definately keep it off, until you find your family. To sign up to this fantastic deal, call now. For the first 1 million select callers, there is a free, limited edition, T-Shirt, as seen below.

All Sneeze Beclakia! Blog Out HooRoo Bec

posted by Rebecca @ 10/09/2005 12:21:00 am