Rants of a Rebecca

Beclakian Dictionary

All Sneeze Beclakia, Well most of you now know about Word Verification. These so called "mumble jumble's" of words, help to protect your blog against SPAM. Well, here is news for you all. These words have all been stolen from Beclakia. Below I have listed a few examples, gathered over the last few weeks of blogging. I am sure you will know some of these words, well now you will also know the meaning of them. ahdxnn: Knowing that you have no idea what you did last night, but you still know where to return that mysterious animal in your backyard to where it came from. basinhy: The action to encase someone in Bubble Wrap, and roll them down a hill of sharp rocks. cxunjjh: Understanding that no matter where you go in the world, every toilet will have no paper for you to use. dproonb:The art of removing such things from someone's hair, as bubble gum, egg, and automobiles. ewhhou: The sound a kid makes when they realise their new baby brother/sister has just pooped on their hand. fvrsz: The annoying feeling that no matter how hard you try, your zipper is stuck and it wont go up. This only happens just before making a major business presentation. gecwixzr: The ugly guy, dancing all on his own, who thinks that doing "the robot" will win him a date. hbziyre: A perfectly sharpened pencil. ijyrgkdp: Succulent Beclakian dish, made of unknown food. Actually we know what it is, it's just that you don't want to know. jcflj: To succeed by making others fail. kqbvy: Historically the name of the 17th child born to the same mother, but different father to all other children. lhrgkpi: Growth that suddenly appears on the side of you head one morning. When you get it checked out by a doctor, fearing it is DEATH, it turns out to be some garlic sauce from last nights kebab. mfmwef: When the milk moustache from your cappuccino goes hard before you notice it. nlatgobk: When a midnight snack consists of more than just grabbing something out of the fridge. obalmsuw: When a piece of sports equipment, usually a ball, goes through your window, and you take legal action to recover the costs. pakazca: Traditional Beclakian greeting for someone with frozen snot hanging from their nose. qiwmie: Useful word for ending a game of scrabble. Can only be used after 2am. rlaiyyw: If we told you what it meant, you wouldn't believe us, so just let it go. sawbcfv: Removal of bugs from your headlights after driving through a wheat field. tdnnti: Small plastic thing that holds your windscreen wiper blades in place. ubdfqtig: Usual comment from a man, shortly before asking for directions from a stranger. vuagfvg: A storage device used in time travel "When entering into a vortex of unknown certainty, please place all hand luggage on the vuagfvg provided." welyddf: Sound heard when your head hits the bonnet of the car, as you try to take of the radiator cap when it is too hot. xutptdr: Fastening device for pants, dating back to 1200AD, made entirely out of carrots. yqrvdb: The feeling of waking up in bed, after 12 hours sleep, and it feels like it still isn't enough. zrevcyt: Getting ready to road race someone in your car, and you stall at the lights. All Sneeze Beclakia, Blog Out HooRoo Bec

posted by Rebecca @ 10/10/2005 07:26:00 pm