Everytime someone asks
Hi Singing Birds at 4am, and other non endangered species. Last night I was talking with a friend about how pissed off I get at being asked how tall I am all the time. It went along the lines of "If I had a dollar for every time....." So the plan is now, everytime someone asks me how tall I am, I will tell them it costs the a dollar to find out, with all money being donated to the Royal Childrens Hospital. If someone only has a $2 coin, I will tell them twice. I will keep you all informed of the running tally. Blog Out HooRoo Rebecca
posted by Rebecca @ 6/04/2006 09:44:00 am
9 Comments:
I would say, "How long is a piece of string?" and when they reply ,"What do you mean?" I would say to them, "Well, being that you cannot tell me how long a piece of string is , I cannot tell you for sure how tall I am!"
Um, how tall are you?
What do you care, Mark? It's not like you're looking all the way up to the top of her head anyhow. ^_^
$1
OMG andy B...LOL! So do you? I guess I owe you a dollar now then aye?
Jeebus, Andy, you're a cheap cocksucker!
;o)>
Hi Cazzie,
A piece of string is twice as long as half its length. I use to just tell people I am average for my height, and they would usually reply along the lines of "No, you are much taller than that."
Hi Mark,
It will cost you a dollar to find out, and no skimping because of the favourable exchange rate either.
Hi Stewie,
Ba-zag!
Hi Andy,
Well I guess you will be making a lot more money than me.
Hi Dr Evil,
Sorry, no cyber dollars, cold hard cash only.
Hi Cazzie,
Andy isn't worth it.
Hi Mark,
Takes one to know one. :-P
HooRoo
Rebecca
Well I know your tall because you told me. I also know you make a great horse. :)
Hi Mark,
It will cost you a dollar to find out, and no skimping because of the favourable exchange rate either.
K - send me yer address and I'll send you a buck. 'd send Andy a buck but I only allow women to have the privelege.
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