Will randomly knock.
Hi Coffee Beans, and other non steamed and brewed brown things. OK, so Cazzie is complaining that I haven't updated my blog all week. Well, here you go Cazzie, not only am I updating my blog, I am using your computer to do it. There really isn't that much to report actually, I've just been flat out with work, and nothing else really. To sum up today's hockey game, not only did I play shit, but this bitch from the other team belted me in the wrist with her stick, so it is now all strapped up. Grrrr. Because I have nothing to blog about, I thought we would do something we haven't done for a while, and that is visit the nation of Beclakia. All Sneeze Beclakia! It has become apparent in Beclakia, that we need some road laws. The old system of who goes first being decided by a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors, is gridlocking our nation. So here is the solution. As most accidents happen at intersections, we are removing all intersections. Not only will this help with traffic flow, but it will mean people have to think about where they are going first, instead of just driving, and turning left at the next set of lights. To stop people from drink driving, we are closing all pubs, and instead, putting beer on tap in every home. Roving hooligans will randomly knock on doors to stir things up, and break the occasional nose. Also all carpets in your home will be made sticky at no extra charge. As those idiots who drive around with bass music annoy everyone, we are putting an age limit on subwoofers. Now you will have to be aged over 70 to fit them to their car. Not only will this help cut down on noise pollution, it will mean, that if you do hear such music, you have been pre-warned some old fart is driving down the road. The Give Way rule is to be overhauled. Now, who goes first depends on the colour of your vehicle. As white cars are easiest to see, they have right of way. Black cars with tinted windows, which have been lowered, will have to wait for everyone, including 4 year old kids on trikes rolling down the footpath. So there you have it, the end of all confusions. All Sneeze Beclakia! Blog Out HooRoo Rebecca
posted by Rebecca @ 6/03/2006 08:32:00 pm
4 Comments:
Wow..I haven't been blogging all that long, as you well know, and it is the first time I have ever read anything about Beclakia before..does this mean I am not a virgin anymore? Oh well, that's ok.
I think that you should also have an ape in the left hand front passenger seat of every car that indicates,with it's furry arm,when the driver wants to turn left. To turn right the ape has to hold a hand and fist up in the air for all other drivers and pedestrians alike.
With the beer on tap in each home I reckon they shopuld also have "Smella-vision" where every programme aired on their TV has scent come out the side of it. Care to watch a cooking show on how to bake a cake? No problems, with Smella-vision you can even get a wiff of the cake as it is cooking. With the magic of TV you can watch the cake rise and salivate over it!!
Greetings from the nation of Hillmomba. Long time no war. What are these 'roads' of which you speak? As a nation where mules and large SUVs are the preferred mode of transportation, we save millions on our infrastructure expenditures.
Nation of Hillmomma hey...are these two fighting nations here or what?
Becklakia and Hillmomba have tangled a time or two. We've both declared ourselves to be the winner. It's somewhere in the archives, I'm sure.
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